This probably isn’t all that funny or interesting, but it’s a Friday, we’re bored, and as a result of writing this story we get to post pics of not one, but two insanely hot women.
So get over it …
The story?
Our founding editor is simultaneously obsessed with – and yet completely unable to identify – actress Mariska Hargitay.
In fact, whenever any brunette appears on any episode of Law & Order (or one of its spinoffs), Sic Willie instinctively coos out “oooh, Mariska Hargitay!” prior to asking his wife if she would “go there” with the Hungarian hottie.
Not surprisingly, this nightly misidentification (and bicurious suggestion) has become quite the pet peeve of Mrs. Sic, whose “Law & Order backrub hour” is a sacred time, not to be interrupted with such inaccurate and inappropriate bloviating.
Anyway, in an effort to help Sic out, this is Mariska Hargitay …
And this is Alana de la Garza … who we think is repsonsible for much of the confusion …
And yes, learning is fun.
By Nettie January 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Mariska Hargitay is the awesomest person evar.
By Tim January 30, 2009 at 4:23 pm
When in doubt, I go to the Chickipedia entries, where I find that Ms. De La Garza is giving up six crucial inches to Mariska, thus eliminating any confusion on my part.
By Todd January 30, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Sic, you are smarter than this post implies. Wikipedia, moron. “Hargitay was born at St. John’s Hospital in Santa Monica, California, the daughter of Jayne Mansfield, an actress and 1950s-era sex symbol, and Hungarian-born former Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay. Her first and middle names are Hungarian and refer to Mary Magdalene (Mariska is a diminutive of Maria)….On June 29, 1967, Jayne Mansfield was killed in an automobile accident on a stretch of U.S. Highway 90 between New Orleans and Slidell, Louisiana. Her boyfriend, Sam Brody, and the driver were also killed. Asleep in the back of the vehicle, Mariska, then three-and-a-half years old, was left with a zig-zag scar on one side of her head…… Hargitay speaks Hungarian, French, Spanish and Italian as well as English.”
By fitsnews January 30, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Todd-
That’s just it. He is not smarter than this post implies.
-FITS
By Tim January 30, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Wikipedia is for geeks. I repeat, I go to Chickipedia: http://www.chickipedia.com/mariska-hargitay/
By Jonny January 30, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Not surprisingly, someone is obsessed with Mariska. Its beauty is simply impressive. Marisaka is beautiful, very beautiful.
By BIN News Editorial Staff January 30, 2009 at 10:24 pm
What everyone wants is detail on the SLED beat down squad.
By Paul January 31, 2009 at 12:24 am
Check her website http://www.mariska.com and you might get the answer.
By dennis wheeler September 6, 2010 at 12:29 pm
your right,jane mansfield was a sex symbol,so naturally her daughter is going to be like her mother. id bang her anyway. mariska is simple gourgse