Own A Piece Of Palin

Just when we were ready to take a day off from fantasizing about Sarah Palin, along comes the term “Naughty Monkey Double Dare Pumps.”

Seriously, people.

Take a moment and say it for yourself … “Naughty Monkey Double Dare Pumps.”

Close the door if you need to.

And notice they’re red, which is even more FMN.

Anyway, “Naughty Monkey Double Dare Pumps” are the name for the heeled shoes that Palin wore the day she was named the GOP Vice-Presidential nominee.

And now you can buy them on E-Bay, because Palin gave them to her niece – who is apparently a little hard up for cash during this global recession.

And no, these “Naughty Monkeys” weren’t purchased by the RNC, they were bought by Palin herself at a Juneau, Alaska shoe store.

Amazingly, as of this writing they’re only fetching $1,200, which is pretty surprising when you consider one of the terms of sale is that Palin will personally autograph the shoes for the buyer.

Hold up … pumps and a personal signing session with the governor?

Not since the infamous “Leg Lamp” in the movie A Christmas Story has there been a bargain quite like this one.

Here are some Palin pump pics from the 2008 campaign … see if you can spot the “Naughty Monkeys.”