UPDATED – Somebody’s Got The 411 On Sic
Prior to today we’d never heard of Washington D.C. political blogger Soren Dayton (handsome devil, pictured), but apparently he’s got the 411 on Sic Willie – which could be the latest evidence that our founding editor is having a bigger impact on the race for Republican National Committee Chairman than anyone previously anticipated.
“Will Folks is a disgruntled consultant in South Carolina who is struggling to get contracts, and who hates the state party,†Dayton wrote yesterday on a web site frequented by RNC members. “He has plead (sic) guilty to criminal domestic violence. He also has ethical problems.â€
You know, aside from his failure to reference Sic’s heroin problem, this guy pretty much nailed it. In fact, his writing is so clear and concise we’re seriously thinking of retaining him to write our Wikipedia pages.
Anyway, what prompted Dayton’s comments was a story we wrote yesterday about SCGOP Chairman Katon Dawson, who continues to be hotter than a pistol about our coverage of his candidacy for the RNC’s top post.
Dawson has been bitching about us to anyone who’ll listen over the last few weeks, and at last count had blamed no fewer than a dozen people for leaking us information. He has also sought to put a dent into our eleventy kabillion dollar fortune.
The irony in all this?
We could honestly care less who leads the Republican Party.
No, really.
Republicans are currently hovering somewhere down around the Titanic wreckage at the moment, people, and none of the yokels tripping over themselves to try and raise the ship are worth a damn in our book.
What we do care about is people spelling our founding editor’s name right, which Soren Dayton did.
And now we’ve returned the favor …
UPDATE – Well, whaddya know. Apparently, Dayton works for one of the D.C. firms Dawson has retained and has “been working the blogesphere for Katon for months.” FITS had previously been told by an SCGOP official that Dayton was not on the payroll and was “a friend” of Dawson’s.
Comments
By Chris on January 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 am
Did you just turn on rss clips or was that a one-time fluke? Please please please leave the feed complete.
By fitsnews on January 22nd, 2009 at 2:46 am
Huh?
-Sic Willie
(FITS gals, please translate)
By Chris on January 22nd, 2009 at 2:54 am
Examples:
Full
Partial
Any clearer?
By fitsnews on January 22nd, 2009 at 3:55 am
Me no habla
By Bill on January 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 am
Katon Dawson is an idiot.
By reprobate on January 22nd, 2009 at 8:51 am
Chris looking for a job – jazzing up your website?
By Todd on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:51 am
Mr. Dayton: Being disgruntled is not a bad thing.
By fits_gals on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:52 am
Sorry Chris. Due to our site’s continued increases in site traffic – we did this as one of the ways to optimize performance, it’s a temporary fix until we get some very techie stuff completed and hopefully we will be able to do full again shortly! Thanks for the feedback!
xoxo
FITS Gals
By An upset RINO on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 am
Everyone should be upset with the Republican party- not just Sic Willie. Ask this clown Daton what the Republican party stands for anyway and he will begin speaking in tongues.
All he, and other “Republicans” care about is getting close to the taxpayer money spigot somehow someway . They mainly work at inventing new empty slogans and sayings to repeat to us over and over .
By Gen. Longstreet on January 22nd, 2009 at 10:18 am
I was one of the first Republicans in the South after the War and was and still am roundly vilified for it. I would be honored to take up the GOP mantle in the Present, formally, if asked.
I endorsed Grant for president in 1868, attended his inauguration ceremonies, and was appointed surveyor of customs in New Orleans. Later, the Republican governor of Louisiana appointed me adjutant general of the state militia and by 1872 I became a major general in command of all militia and state police forces within New Orleans. And I proudly used African-American troops during that stint!
Some of you in the Present still revile me as a “reconstructed rebel” because I embraced equal rights for blacks, unification of the nation, and reconstruction. To them I say this: I have long since become accustomed to being the target of those who wanted to maintain racist policies and otherwise could not accept the verdict of the battlefield.
I am ready for this RNC fight and would proudly serve the Republican Party.
And Gettysburg was not my fault! Damnable lies continue to besmirch my name. Jubal Early, goddamme his soul, condemned me in a speech at Washington College, exonerating Lee of his failure at Gettysburg and falsely accusing me of attacking late on the second day and of being responsible for the debacle on the third. That cowardly piece of offal! He should have taken Culp’s Hill and Cemetery Hill on the first day.
No one in the Present can match me in courage. Read the “Killer Angels” if you want to know what really happened at Gettysburg. The only thing I lacked was a PR person of Sic Willie’s caliber. If I had had him at my side, my name would now be revered in the South.
By Fed Up, Period. on January 22nd, 2009 at 10:31 am
“inventing new empty slogans and sayings to repeat to us over and over ”
Exactly. There is ***SOME FORM OF RETARDATION*** at work here.
With this ‘Sore in Dayton’ guy and others of his ilk continuing to hurl the past in Sic Willie’s face…with resident site stalker BIN and his moronic mantras, which he has memorized just like a trained parrot…
A whole helluva lot more people SHOULD BE DISGRUNTLED.
By BIN News Eidtorial Staff on January 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Longstreet!! You scalawag carpet-bugger! I knew General Lee and Jubal Early.
You, sir, are not worthy to curry their horses. You, sir, insulted the honor of some of the most courageous Sons of The Cause – The Crew of The Hunley.
In spite of the fact we are both long dead; sir, I demand satisfaction on the field of honor. I throw my gauntlet at you, sir. I yield to your choice of weapons, however I suggest calvary sabers on horseback.
Since I died before the Hague Conventions of 1907, it is perfectly acceptable that I declare: No quarter will be asked and none will be given!
I will be asking the Honorable Glenn McConnell to serve as my Second. If he is not available I will ask a Midlands’ elected official with a Strom problem to serve in that role. Can you help me identify him?
I assume you will have sic(k) willie as your Second. We hope you realize how hard it is for him to get out of bed before noon. He also wets his bed.
Sir, you pick the date and location.
Sincerely,
Lieutenant General Nathan Bedford Forest, CSA, Esq.
BIN News Editorial Staff Military Correspondent
BIN News – Always Flair and Balanced
By Todd on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:13 pm
BIN: How do you know you Sic W wets the bed? You been there? ugh!
By James the Foot Soldier on January 22nd, 2009 at 9:45 pm
BIn, you ignorant slut, that post is the first original and slightly funny post from you I’ve read in 6 months!
p.s. you may want a new second – your first choice is busy cleaning the stall of General Longstreet’s horse.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I’ve been carefully observing posts on this blog over the last few months, and I have arrived at the conclusion there is no intelligent life here.
There is one exception. I’m impressed by the clever and intelligent posts by my old friend Bedford Forest. Bedford, I was thrilled you received your GED.
A very curious thing I’ve noticed is many sic(k) willie readers have problems with their grammar and spelling. But, I have long said we should never trust someone who can only spell a word one wey.
Mark Twain, Esq.
Literary Consultant to BIN News
Always Flair and Balanced
By Scene SC on January 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 pm
Watch out before Longstreet and BIN whip out the LARPing sticks.