All The Little Ants Are Marching …

By fitsnews • on January 22, 2009

We’re aware that our buds over at Palmetto Scoop had a write-up on the satellite imagery of President Barack Obama’s inauguration ceremony yesterday, but since nobody reads their website we figured we should pick up on it just in case you missed it.

And besides, they didn’t hook you up with any cool comparison imagery.

For example, here is a picture of the National Mall taken the last time our founding editor was up in D.C. walking around outside talking to himself …

And here is the National Mall during Obama’s speech …

Damn … why you gotta show us up like that, BHO?

In fairness to Sic Willie, though, at least when he talks to himself he’s espousing common sense public policy.

Comments

By Adam Fogle on January 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am

Will,

It’s funny you would say nobody reads The Palmetto Scoop because, last I checked, your traffic rating wasn’t a whole lot higher than mine. So, assuming your right, what does that say about FITSNews?

Also keep in mind that I don’t rely on softcore porn and copying/pasting 72-hour old stories from celebrity gossip sites for 75 percent of my traffic.

- A.F.

By fitsnews on January 22nd, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Fogle-

We get 5X the traffic you get and increased our readership by over 400% last year. You increased your readership by 40% last year, which in the blog world is like losing people.

Oh, and “Softcore porn” as you call it typically accounts for 15-20% of our traffic.

Those are the hard numbers, dude. And please don’t make us post .jpgs of the spreadsheets because we don’t want to embarrass you.

You are a great writer and a good guy, but until you stop shilling for Richard Quinn and Associates you’re going to continue getting your ass kicked by us and whining about it “Soren Dayton-style.”

-FITS

By Adam Fogle on January 22nd, 2009 at 1:02 pm

Ahh, tisk tisk, young William. Your hubris will eventually catch up with you… again.

By fits_gals on January 22nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

FITS Gals don’t have much hubris, but we work hard for our money honey! And we would also like to thank our pr and marketing efforts for FITS which have helped oodles and oodles too… :)

We heart Adam though, so you two boys play nice!

xoxo

FITS Gals

By fitsnews on January 22nd, 2009 at 1:40 pm

We’re counting on that hubris. Sic Willie’s hubris is the best thing that’s ever happened to us.

-FITS

By Gen. Longstreet on January 22nd, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Mr. Fogle,

I, sir, have never visited your blog site. And there is no “i” in “tsk.” My compliments, sir.

By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 22nd, 2009 at 7:33 pm

Adam,

sic(k) willie is the biggest scam to hit SC since video poker. You know it and so does everyone else. Okay, maybe the “education lottery” is a bigger scam, but let’s not get nitpick.

Please don’t take willie too seriously. No one else does. And, he is having enough problems paying his rent. Don’t stress him more. He might quit.

BIN News Editorial Staff
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