Who Knew?

We’re not exactly up on the latest baby boomer bondage fetishes, but we always knew there was something about Jabba the Hut that screamed “big pimpin’.”

That’s why we were not at all surprised to discover that a cottage industry has developed around satisfying the blobbish Star Wars villain, one that compels women to dress up in the infamous Carrie Fisher slave bikini and belly dance for his viewing pleasure.

Hmmmm … can we get a little “Mysterious Ways” for our gyrating pleasure? Ahhh … that’s more like it.

Seriously, people … who knew? There are literally hundreds of these “Slave Leias” shakin’ their moneymakers at conventions all over the country, bumpin’ and grindin’ against the fictitious gangster and occasionally, each other.

Here are a few of the hottest members of this unique species …

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