Winnie Cooper Got Ridonkulously Hot

We don’t typically tune into the Science Channel in the hopes of becoming profoundly aroused, but last night during a documentary on the mysterious Towers of Tibet, it happened (and not from the phallic symbolism of these amazing ancient structures, people).

Specifically, “Winnie Cooper” happened.

Except she’s no longer Winnie Cooper, that annoyingly clingy middle school girl from ABC’s The Wonder Years, she’s Winnie Cooper, um … something entirely different.

Like, good different. Or “how do I score a threesome, here?” different, as our founding editor noted.

Promoting her upcoming appearance on the show Brink, it turns out that “Winnie” (a.k.a. actress Danica McKellar) is not only straight-up, out-of-control hot, people, but she’s apparently been that way for over a decade now.

1995-2009. Talk about a real “lost period” in our lives.

Anyway, McKellar is also an honest-to-God mathematician (hence the Science Channel appearance) who has co-published a scientific paper and written two bestselling books teaching high school girls that it’s okay to study hard and succeed in math.

Which marks the first time in history that “study hard and succeed in math” has qualified as a turn-on.

Seriously, people … somebody needs to call McKellar and see if she’d be willing to come to South Carolina and help raise our state’s abysmal math scores.

Because if she did, we think every high school boy in this state would immediately drop what they were doing and join the Math-letes.

In fact, we know they would …

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