Mrs. Sic Is Having A Baby

By fitsnews • on January 19, 2009
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By now, the worst kept secret in Palmetto political circles is that Mrs. Sic – who wields the real power here at FITS – is having a baby.

Yeah, we couldn’t believe Sic’s “junk” worked, either, but there you have it …

Anyway, since we’re now only a couple of weeks away from finding out whether it’s a boy or girl, we figured we’d give everybody a chance to weigh in with your thoughts on the sex of the baby.

Are we looking at – God help us – a mini-Sic Willie (a.k.a. William Randolph Folks IV)?

Or, will the world be spared such a fate and instead welcome a baby girl (a.k.a. Johanna Elyse)?

To the poll!

What Is Mrs. Sic Having?

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Comments

By Paul on January 19th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

I hope it’s a boy… I’m afraid that if it’s a girl, Sic Willie will comprise his T&A posts.

By Paul on January 19th, 2009 at 7:25 pm

I apologize – the news that the Sic Willie Clan is having a kid distracted me – I meant to say, “I’m afraid that if it’s a girl, Sic Willie will compromise his T&A posts.”

By Natasha on January 19th, 2009 at 8:03 pm

Girl and don’t you dare find out what you are having!

By smart Kid Grant on January 19th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

They say that a girl is the result of wimpy Y’s… I voted for a girl…

By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 19th, 2009 at 9:13 pm

Poor child……

By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 19th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

Our last post was with love and affection for the innocent child. :)

By Motoring man on January 19th, 2009 at 9:36 pm

Congratulations my friend. You will be blessed by this little one.

By Todd on January 19th, 2009 at 10:53 pm

Congratulations, Sic, Mrs. Sic and big bro, Little Sic-let.

By Paul Adams on January 20th, 2009 at 12:08 am

Congratulations, Will…I think you make an excellent father.

By Toyota Kawaski on January 20th, 2009 at 9:24 am

This is Sick news

By lou on January 20th, 2009 at 9:41 am

Congratulations and best wishes for a healthy baby

By baker on January 20th, 2009 at 9:50 am

Congratulations, Will. I hope all goes extremely well and that your baby brings much, much joy.

By Earl Capps on January 20th, 2009 at 11:51 am

If I can handle being a parent without a major SCDSS investigation ensuing, then you have nothing to fear. Congrats and good luck.

By Mincing Words on January 20th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

Is that a picture of Mrs. Sic? It would be better to get a look at her before making any predictions…

By Crooner on January 20th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Just because you CAN reproduce doesn’t mean you should.

My vote on sex was based upon this personal experience: When Mrs. Croon and I were adding a third to our brood we wanted a little sister for our two boys. One night, having duly consulted the ovulation calendar and determined the time was right, I labored mightily in an attempt to both please and impregnate. My wife seemed to be fighting me, and when I asked why she explained that she had read that an orgasm changed the ph of the organ in a manner that made a female much less likely. And it worked!

So I am quite sure a beautiful baby girl is in your future. Congratulations, Will.

By reggie on January 20th, 2009 at 6:36 pm

congrats. i know im late but o well.

and crooner, that was cold. STONE cold hahahah!!! ouch.

By Mab on January 20th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Crooner, that is way TMI. I base my prediction on the pitch of her belly. Boys ride high and front.

By Megan Jones on January 20th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

Congrats Will and the Mrs.! I am so excited for you! Babies are such a blessing. Hope the hubs and I will have similar news soon! You always have an open invite here when you want to bring the kids down to see Mickey!

By Kirbs on April 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

Girl….it takes a man to be able to knock the balls off!

But seriously, prayers for a healthy child and an uneventful delivery for Mom. Your life is gonna change forever (and that is definitely a good thing!). Congrats Mr. & Mrs. Sic.

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