In a perfect world, it would always be nineteen eighty-something and Christie Brinkley would wear nothing but strings … oh, and not talk.
But it’s not a perfect world … far from it, in fact, which is why we have to read a bunch of crap about Christie Brinkley that has nothing to do with her wearing next-to-nothing.
And if we have to suffer, so do you …
Anyway, after a tumultuous 2008 that saw her divorce her hubby for running up massive Internet porn bills, the 54-year-old former swimsuit icon is all about the optimism for 2009.
Specifically, she’s overdosing on Obama (and Obamisms) in her latest People magazine exclusive.
From Brinkley’s celebribabble:
“I am so energized,” she said. “I am really looking forward to the inauguration. I see this as a huge time for opportunity. This is the time for change … I want to seize the day and take advantage of this year.”
Oh dear Lord.
Can anybody make it shut up?
We’ve frankly had all the “change we can believe in” for one lifetime, thank you very much.
Brinkley is nonetheless “seizing the day,” though, by unveiling a line of “eclectic but affordable” jewelry and an organic line of … wait for it … bedding and bath products.
Organic bedding?
How Obama of her …
Anyway, here are a few recent (non-string) Brinkley pics showing her looking just a few weeks south of Martha Stewart, if you ask us …
By lightenup January 19, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Wow, is that ever nasty! You must be having a really bad day and I feel sorry for you because I am sure that Christie Brinkley and her unsinkable spirit or Obama and his concern for all of us are not the causes of your bitterness. May you find a way to constructively work out your issues and think about the real people you are taking cheap shots at with such abandon. Why not make an actual contribution with this forum you are blessed to have?
By fitsnews January 19, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Fruit Loops,
Howz about a) take your own advice and b) as our founding editor says, “LTBOMB.”
-FITS
P.S. – It means “Lick The Back Of My Ballz …”
By Parker January 19, 2009 at 5:04 pm
She is still hot esp. in the Palin glasses pic.
By Mab January 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Francis, don’t you feel blessed by your lesson in Mnemonics today? Bet you never learned that one in the schools around here.
Being a few weeks south of Math-ra would mean her brain cells have finally caught up with her other stuff. That would be a GOOD THING.
Anyway — I see a stretch mark up there they forgot to brush out.
By Todd January 19, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Ah. We had the perfect adolescent years – Farrah Faucett and Christie Brinkley……… don’t go there Willie.
By Bonnie January 25, 2009 at 10:17 pm
Yeah…ummm…she is in her 50′s here people! Looking old is a natural part of life as we will all be there, if not already, one day. Anyone who looks old now could have been a knock out and anyone who is a knock out now will one day not be. Hard fact of life, but will be harder for you to accept on a personal level since you can’t even see another person ( Christie Brinkley) go through it without scorn.
And yeah, so you think you can assume what she says lacks all intelligence because she used to be a sex symbol. Is being smart or good looking a one or the other thing? Surely there’s some way that these two can exist….get this…in the same person ( GASP!!!).
Just some personal thoughts that I’m sure you’ll dismiss in your immature way.