Young Republican: Some Members Have Been Laid

By fitsnews • on January 17, 2009
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Talk about shelf life.

It’s been nearly two years since we collectively referred to South Carolina’s Young Republicans as the “Land of 1,000 Virgins,” but for some reason the comment has stuck … or at least is still being loudly rebuked by the Young Republicans.

The latest example comes from our good friend Joshua Gross, who in addition to being a member of the Lexington County Young Republicans is also one of the state’s more talented conservative bloggers.

Is he a virgin, too? Uhh … we’re not gonna go there.

Anyway, from the South Carolina Conservative:

The Lexington Young Republicans (of which I am Treasurer) hosted a party last night in honor of the State of the State – it was a pre- and post- party, though most of the folks came to the pre. Now, Will likes to refer to the YRs as the “land of 1000 virgins.” I hate to break it to him, but a fairly large number of the YRs in Lexington and Richland (and around the state for that matter) are married couples and young professionals. So, you can pop that perception.

Hmmm … married young Republicans?

Frankly, this doesn’t sound like sufficient cause for a name change to us, although we could see a parenthetical addendum:

“LAND OF 1,000 VIRGINS (And a few couples who do it missionary-style with the lights off).”

What can we say, we’re committed to accuracy around here …

WEB EXTRA: Lexington Young Republicans w/ Gov. Mark Sanford

Comments

By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 17th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

The only thing interesting about this is you claim Joshua Gross is a “young” Republicrats. How do they define “young”?

Let’s picture Joshua in his younger years.

Like when he was a baby.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/03/BABY%20WITH%20BEARD.jpg

Like in his “hippy” years.
http://www.drivl.com/img/articles/Beard-O.JPG

By Randy on January 17th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

A black dude, a bunch of chicks and some metro sexuals. Soundsand looks more like the Richland County Young Liberals club.

By Mab on January 17th, 2009 at 12:38 pm

Ummm. Mab is rendered speechless.

By lou on January 18th, 2009 at 8:56 am

Young married Republicans equal large professional incomes and major tax obligations………..

By Cory on January 19th, 2009 at 3:13 pm

I guess this was bound to happen. Fits News has broken the story of the millenium!!! The secret is out, our organization is promised, upon completion of their mission, to all suicide bombers and terrorists. Thats right folks, everyone was wondering where the virgins came from, and after intense and scrutizing investigatory journalism fits news has let the geni out of the bottle. This is one of the main reasons that the terror suspects will be detained in Goose Creek South Carolina after the closing of Gitmo later this year, fuel prices were to high so the virgins and the martyrs can take the same ride on their way to Alah.

But lets think about this seriously for a second. Why would an organization with conservative principals be ridiculed for behaving the way our parents taught us?
I wonder how many unwanted pregnancies happen on this side of the fence? I wonder what they do about those unwanted kids?

And why would fitsnews poke fun at this, maybe its because they would like all of us to think that they are getting more action than they are, or maybe they aren’t getting any action at all so they had to try and make themselves feel better!

By Mab on January 19th, 2009 at 4:17 pm

See BIN — that is some good stuff there:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2008/03/BABY%20WITH%20BEARD.jpg

You could have a ‘local history/name that baby’ section on your website, alongside your public school propaganda.

Something for every1, BIN.

By Mab on January 19th, 2009 at 7:05 pm

I take it back. BIN cannot have ANY of my ideas. But I guess you can – O One, with the tech-y skills…………………………………and web site…………………..

By Tim on January 20th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

I never got close enough to those airheads to know much about them, but… A few years ago, a blonde big-boob former USC YR told me that the then male redhead USC YR VP got her drunk. She said she woke up on her bed and was freaked out when she saw him sitting next to her, trying to figure out how to put a condom on.

By Tim on January 20th, 2009 at 5:14 pm

ps – just fyi… The young redhead also went on to work for SC Huckabee campaign.

By Kings Knight on July 25th, 2009 at 8:57 am

Oopse, sorry, wrong house. Nice house though.

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