What Happens At Porn Conventions …

We have no clue who Brandi Mahon is but apparently she was on some show called Charm School. Which is why it’s not surprising that she likes to hang out at adult entertainment conventions (it’s what Emily Post would have wanted).

And at said conventions, she apparently likes to get “toe up from the flo’ up” and pose for pictures with giant inflatable phalli while making out with other chicks.

Seriously, this is our dream girl.

From The Superficial writer:

I’m not saying these pics are the absolute epitome of poise and elegance, but for a minute there, I thought I was at Buckingham Palace. No, seriously, someone should introduce this chick to the Queen of England. They’d be girlfriends, y’all.

Who knows? Maybe she’ll be the adult industry’s representative in DC when they “mount” their “push” for a $5 billion bailout due to sluggish adult movie sales.

In not entirely-related but adorable news, Sic Willie’s beloved “Shorty” refers to any TV program that’s not in cartoon format as an “adult movie.”

In fact, he recently announced to Mrs. Sic’s entire family that our founding editor “likes to watch adult movies.”

Talk about an awesome conversation starter with your in-laws …

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