Can’t Be …

We’re gonna go out on a limb and guess that U.S. Rep. Joe Wilson (RINO-SC) is not a member of the “Ring Of Honor” at Columbia’s Flying Saucer brewpourium.

After all, he probably wouldn’t have picked the quote “industrialization is the key to exploitation” to go on his plate after downing the requisite 200 beers to gain entry into this stoutest of societies.

Hence this is probably another Joe Wilson … and no, probably not that one, either.

Anyway, if you’ve never been to the Columbia Saucer (one of a dozen franchises nationwide), check it out.

Not only do they have decent food and one of the best beer selections in town, but the waitresses all wear these incredibly hot Catholic School Girl outfits.

No … seriously.

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  1. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Nathan? Probably not him.

    Reply

  2. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Rick Q.?

    Could be, but he’s no longer elected.

    Naw, no way. His momma would object!

    Reply

  3. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? John C.?

    Yea. You go there and find a Confederate pike up you @ss.

    John, we know it ain’t you, but we gotta be flair!

    Semper Fi !!!

    Reply

  4. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:20 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Rod S.?

    Rod senior or Rod Junior? Senior? Hmmm? Maybe. Junior. Nawwww.

    But, neither are elected, so who cares. Except Momma!

    Reply

  5. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Ronnie C.?

    Technically, he’s a Midlands elected official.

    But, we all know it ain’t Ronnie.

    Reply

  6. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:25 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? E.W. Cromartie, II ??

    Could be, but no one would call it a Strom problem.

    “E.W.,” we know it’s not you!

    Reply

  7. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Nathan, we all know it’s not you!

    Rest easy!

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and _________________________Balanced, to the Right

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  8. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Andre’?

    No, him momma would stop him, too.

    Him got too much problem with speeding and wreckless driving.

    Reply

  9. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem? Nikki? No Way.

    Physically impossible? Wait! That’s sexist. It is possible!

    Could be? No. Probably not. She has money.

    Reply

  10. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:39 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    It’s a Midlands’ elected official says sic(k) willie.

    Could it be Jimmy Bales? Jimmy, if it’s you: Hip Hip Go Baby!!

    Reply

  11. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Is it Jimmy Metts? Could be? You think? Naw.

    Jimmy’s smarter than that. You can suggest him.

    But we know it ain’t him.

    Reply

  12. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    So, who is the Midlands’ elected official sic(k) willie claims has a Strom Problem? There are so many Midlands’ elected officials. Give us a hint.

    Reply

  13. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it possibly be Smokey Davis or Johnnie Jeffcoat? They’re Midlands’ elected officials. Could they have Strom problems? Could be. Probably not.

    sic(k) willie doesn’t think locally. You’re safe, boys.

    Reply

  14. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    We are wondering about elected officials in Lexington, Richland, Newberry and we could also wonder about Sumter, Fairfield, Aiken, etc., etc.

    Help us hic willie. Narrow it down.

    What county is the Midlands’ Elected official located in?

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and ___________________________Balanced

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  15. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it be Mayor Bob? He’s a Democrat.
    You know what that means!

    Naw, not Mayor Bob. Too smart.

    Reply

  16. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it be Richard E.? No way.

    He learned his lesson.

    Reply

  17. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    We are fast running out of Midlands’ elected officials.

    Could it be Joe (sic(k) willie called him RINO) Wilson?

    Go there and find two Confederate pikes up your @ss.

    Both from Roxanne.

    Reply

  18. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it be Lindsey? Hahahahahaaaa.

    He’s not from the Midland’s!!!

    Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha.

    Reply

  19. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it be Jim DeMigit? Hahahahahaaaa.

    He’s not from the Midlands either.

    Reply

  20. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Could it be a Lexington or Richland County School Board member?

    There are so many. So many possibilities. But, no.

    sic(k) willie doesn’t go local with big scams.

    Reply

  21. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 3:00 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Will, you promised over and over and over you would explain.

    But, you have refused to make good on that promise. Did you lie?

    Now it the time. You have no credibility until you resolve this.

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and ___________________________________>>Balanced

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  22. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    So who, exactly, has the Strom problem?

    sic(k) willie. You promised and promised details.

    Your honor is on the line.

    Do you have any honor?

    Reply

  23. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    The fact you refuse to make good on your promise of specific details on your claim a Midlands’ elected official has a Strom problem clearly demonstrates your lack of honor and integrity.

    Your silence after making repeated promise after promise proves that you have no integrity and cannot be considered anything but a rumor monger.

    Soon we will get back to your bogus claim the gub’ner paid off the family of “some poor little black girl.”

    Does that mean the gub’ner has a Strom problem?

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and Balanced to the Right

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  24. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Reply

  25. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Does Marky Mark have a Strom Problem?

    No. He’s not really a Midlands’ elected official.

    Reply

  26. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    So, who has the Strom problem?

    Which Midlands’ elected official have we failed to eliminate?

    Can anyone think of anyone BIN News overlooked?

    Reply

  27. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Somebody call Jake Knotts.

    He might have an idea who sic(k) willie is talking about.

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and __________________________> Balanced to the Right

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  28. By fitsnews January 11, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Wow, BIN. Looks like you’ve been enjoying your Sunday!

    At this point, it’s pretty obvious that you are the one with the Strom problem.

    -FITS

    Reply

  29. By Mab January 11, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Oh, BIN. She’s a bank teller, isn’t she? Very pretty. I know the one. Smart, too. Well, you know somebody around all those cameras and up on display like that can’t hide a pregnancy very long.

    BIN, you do the right thing: marry the girl. If you are already married, take her to Utah — become a Mormon. Just do the right thing by the girl and your child. That COULD BE the last Mab has to say about it.

    Mab. A little Mab will do ya.

    Reply

  30. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 11, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    sic(k) willie,

    From the beginning of your little porn site we have always thought your use of the term “Strom problem” was beneath dignity. Then we realized you have none.

    Your weak response to our cleaver string of posts makes it clear you lack talent and class. Someone with class would admit their mistake and move on.

    Not you. You depend on Mab to reply. Sorry, Mab. Your reply makes no sense at all. And you both avoid the question. Who was sic(k) willie talking about when he claimed a Midlands’ elected official has a Strom problem?

    sic(k) willie, your credibility is on the line here!

    BIN News
    Flair and _______________________Balanced to the Right______________>>>>

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  31. By Mab January 12, 2009 at 10:14 am

    BIN, Sic Willie does not rely on me to do anything but hopefully stay far, far away.

    BIN, may this day find you

    “…drinking from a canteen filled with hot desert wind.”

    Reply

  32. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 12, 2009 at 8:09 pm

    Pulp fiction. The readers of this little porn site recognize that all you find here is pulp fiction. Mab quoted scripture. So did Jules.

    Remember Jules? In Pulp Fiction? Jules said:

    “There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”

    The quote is a scam (check Ezekiel 25:17). So are sic(k) willie, his porn site and his Mab-billion minions and fake posts.

    We here at BIN News work hard to shepard the weak through the valley of this porn site. We hope sic(k) willie and the other carpetbuggers can avoid great vengence and the furious anger from those he claims have Strom problems. And from those he claims paid off the family of a “poor little black girl.” :)

    BIN News Editorial Staff
    Flair and ____________________________> Balanced

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  33. By Mab January 12, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    BIN, let me give you a little insight. I like Sic Willie’s web site. It is for-sure-newsy, reliable, and keen.

    But I could be that nameless, faceless, aggravating heifer pushing that shopping buggy at WalMart — and neither you, Sic Willie, nor Strom Thurmond would know WhoTF I was.

    Quit making assumptions. You are bugging me, BIN.

    Reply

  34. By BIN News Editorial Staff January 13, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    Mab,

    Your last post was written like it was from a paid political consultant or sic(k) willie’s momma. What a coincidence, right? :)

    As for “reliable,” sic(k) willie is reliable like a bowel movement.

    “Keen” has multiple definitions. If you mean: piercing; penetrating; cutting; sharp.” Then we agree. sic(k) willie is as keen like breaking wind in church.

    BTW, do you enjoy the soft core porn he posts? ;)

    BIN News Editgorial Staff
    Flair and Balanced

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  35. By Mab January 14, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    BIN — Don’t you know that men ***need*** these diversions from all that real work they do? You know, that work that gets them paid real money. Because they are real men, doing real work.

    But I digress…why does Sic Willie intimidate you so much? THAT is what I am determined to find out. Or does something about Sic Willie titillate you? “Do YOU enjoy the soft core porn he posts?” Hmmmm. Mab will have to put her thinking headband on. It is a Hillary original, you know.

    I really wish you would just get your own site, BIN. Then, when I want a little shot of BIN, I can just bebop right straight at you. Wouldn’t that be swell, BIN?

    Reply

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