C.S.S. Alabama
With its crew of one, menacing pink trim and superior redneck engineering, the C.S.S. Alabama imposes her will upon the low seas, people, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to question the right of secession!
The South will rise again, people, and she will be at the head of its glory.
Damn the torpedoes, full Budweiser ahead!
Comments
By Cooter Brown on January 9th, 2009 at 8:03 am
You of all peoples, Mista Willie, outta be fer cutting the noose dat the gobermint in Warshington has aroun’ da neck of South Carolinie (an’ ebery other state fer that matter– Norf or South)!
Unfunded man-dates alone outta convince ye of the matter.
Now I don’t know how far dat feller in dat foto is a gonna get in dat contraption, but brite fellers like you outta be thinkin’ of a way to git us out of dat “blessed union” without a firin’ on Fort Sumpter! Den our peoples will pay attention to da criminals in Columbia and stop a wastin’ dere time on our mastas in Warshington who theif us an’ rape us at will.
We may caint get to those in the districk of criminals (DC), but weeze can surely ferret out the vermin in our own neck of da wood if need be!
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 9th, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Well, we have seen it all! sic(k) willie’s audience consists of “Cooter Brown” and a paid political whacko who thinks he’s a dead Confederate.
Cute. In a childishly and simply boring way. Mista willie, you need to do’s better to keep your hit count up over eleventy brazillion.
The BIN News Editorial Staff continues to be committed to doing our part to
“out” your carpetbugger scams while still trying to help you keep you pathetic little porn site afloat.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced, Always
By Mab on January 9th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
BIN, I have it on reliable sources that Washington D.C. is paying attention to Sic Willie’s news. I really believe that they are. Don’t you believe, BIN?
By Mab on January 9th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
BIN, and Washington, D.C. that there would be called a flotsam:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=flotsam
By flipnut on January 9th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
At least it floats, he’s already doing better than most Carolina grads.
That’s been around for years, will the next post be a pickup truck parked on top of a Farreri.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 10th, 2009 at 2:15 am
Mab,
More “reliable sources”? Like the “reliable sources” that hooked sic(k) will up with his bogus claim a Midlands’ elected official has a Strom problem?
Or the “reliable sources” sic(k) willie used for his wacko claim that gub’ner Sanfraud paid off the family of some “poor little black girl.”
Mab, if sic(k) willie would run a dust mop under his bed every now and then we would not have to listen to you dust bunnies.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By Cooter Brown on January 10th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Da BIN boys can kiss Cooter’s hind quarters!
If’n you think Ol’ Cooter is-a joke, brin’ it on!
Da Sic Willie ain’t rite ’bout ebery lil’ thang, BUT he’s a no coward… Nope! An’ dat’s why Cooter spends a lil’ time on dis here sight. Yer lil’ ad hominem at-taks shew yer small mind (and peckers).
(My apologies t’ th’ readers– I gots a angrie an I ‘poligize.)
Cooter Brown
Jefferson Station, SC
By Mab on January 10th, 2009 at 9:17 am
BIN — do you have asthma…a bunch of allergies…afraid of germs like Howard Hughes? Like to go around looking under other people’s beds? Dig through their trash? Sounds like it.
BIN — Don’t you realize that some psycho could plant false information in even the most discerning, capable hands? Aren’t you aware that a certain somebody would LOVE to involve enough clueless people in the planting of a false story — so as to destroy Sic Willie’s credibility?
Wake up, BIN. It is 2009. Even if that elected official had fathered a child out of wedlock — only someone like you would keep referring to it as a STROM PROBLEM. Most people would just refer to it as an unfortunate fall from grace. A lapse in judgement. We’ve all had them. You are like a broken record.
WHY DON’T YOU TELL **US** THE STORY OF THE POOR LITTLE BLACK GIRL?
If it really happened, then maybe she would be able to float the government a loan — so you can continue to sit at your ‘desk on the dole’ and put out verbal garbage day in and day out.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 10th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Mab, “…you ignorant slut!” :) sic(k) willie has no credibility! Never has. Never will have. So git sic(k) willie to update you on the Midlands elected official he claims has a Strom problen and the “poor little black girl” whose family he says the gub’ner paid off. Those are his fantasies, not ours!
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
P.S. Mab, are you dating Cooter. Y’all make a cute couple.