Britney Money = Chunky Monkey
Amazingly, that’s not the Oakland Raiders’ offensive line, people. It’s K-Fed cubed.
Oh, and some “Britney money-digger” who obviously tolerates rubbing up against that “tub of love” because it pays the rent.
No seriously. Back rent, in fact.
Anyway, while Britney Spears has been busy getting her bangin’ body (and coincidentally, her career) back into ship-shape, it appears that the celebripopslut’s ex-husband has been eating everything in California.
And maybe even California.
Federline, who recently debuted a line of children’s clothing, may have to debut a line of male maternity dresses if this keeps up.
Seriously, Oregon, we’d be on DEFCON 5 if we were you. He looks hungry …
Update – We just got a call from K-Fed’s lawyers … nah, but made you look.
Comments
By Spicoli on January 9th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Wigger Law Firm……………..too funny Sickest One!
By lou on January 9th, 2009 at 9:42 am
WHOA>give this man more calories and chocolate!
By James the Foot Soldier on January 9th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
He was supposed to put the weight on DURING Brit’s pregnancy – no wonder they split.