Don’t Forget To Brush!
It took five hours and a dozen tubes of Aquafresh, but we finally got it …
Behold, the elusive “tooth paste penis,” people, a favorite in France (and Holland) and the somewhat less appropriate cousin of the “Big Butter Jesus” here in America.
Wait, what? Yup … here’s the BBJ.
Seriously, this one’s for you, Coach Curry. Remember that day you called us out? Said we’d never amount to anything?
Yeah … we just made a penis out of tooth paste, beeyatch.
On like the nintieth try.
So stick that in your ESPN2 pipe and smoke it … penis breath.
Update - Wait … now we have to get it up?!?
Comments
By JoeAmerica on January 8th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
What a reflicted entry. I’m just sayin’.
By Spicoli's Redneck Friend on January 8th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Translating…………re-afflicted?
Yes.
Back to all those projects born in the endless minutes of detention. Even today I think I could sketch every dent in Coach T’s swat paddle.
Hey, I think I will make some swat paddle pancakes. It’s never too late for pancakes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkuCoLoaL9c
By Fat ffff on January 8th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
Don’t you have something else better to do with your time than make toothpaste dingalings??
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 8th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Ms. Payne,
Make sure your high school students read this post and are aware that you have posted here. What a proud moment. Ms. Payne posts at the home of the toothpaste p@nis. BTW, sic(k) willie? Is toothpaste one word or two?
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced
By Spicoli on January 8th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Will, did you really make that?
AWEsome use of bathroom time, dude!!!
By way cool on January 9th, 2009 at 1:24 am
so what do you do now? Oh yes, I know, put it in your mouth.
By BIN News Editorial Staff on January 9th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
So, sic(k) willie.
Have you done enough damage to Ms. Payne’s career as a teacher?
If not, ask Ms. Payne to tell us how she will explain your “tooth paste penis” post to her students. We will certainly be watching for your reply.
BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced