No need to dwell on the obvious, sir. Even I, who have been in your Present for only a little more than two months, recognize your ham-handed reference to the classic Chevy Chase — Jane Curtain colloquies. You are not clever, sir. Move along.

Scott, thanks for keeping your cool and not hurting the guy. We all know that if there was any threat or danger to the public you would have leaped with catlike reflexes to “take down” the perp and restrain him for authorities.

Scott, under the circumstances you clearly used excellent judgment to protect the public and allow Law Enforcement to do its job. They certainly will.

BIN News is grateful for responsible citizens like Scott.

BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced

P.S. Our reference to sic(k) willie as an “ignorant slut” often causes him to get constipated. The “ignorant slut” quote comes from a classic SNL sketch that always comes to mind when we visit sic(k) willie’s porn site. The use of that quote does not necessarily mean our staff thinks sic(k) will is a whore.

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“…he said with a slight laugh.”

How could anyone be slightly laughing after something like that? People who have really been through a robbery have spent the whole rest of their lives trying to shrug it off — I’m told.

Kind of flippant there Congressman?

You are the walking definition of the expression “fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.”

-FITS