Minnesota Senate Race V. “Blo And Go”

While the rest of the political world is focused on who the next U.S. Senator from Minnesota is going to be (bo-ring), we’re pining for some alone time so we can “double click the mouse” again with Laurie Coleman, wife of GOP Sen. Norm Coleman.

What … you’ve never heard it called that?

Anyway, politics and clever terms for Internet-induced self-gratification aside, home girl looks damn good for 51.

Plus, a few years back she invented a little something called the “Blo & Go,” which she described as follows:

“I needed something of great quality that was really going to stay up,” she says. “The whole key to this is the suction.”

You can say that again, sister. The whole key is suction … and no teeth.

Of course, the “Blo & Go” is for hair, but we don’t have to tell Sic Willie that.

For those of you who actually do care who wins the Minnesota Senate race, former comedian Al Franken is up on Coleman by 224 votes after the first recount was completed yesterday.

Now the race heads to court, where we sure as hell hope Laurie sports something low-cut, yet classy.

Like either of these numbers, except perhaps with a nice strand of pearls.

Hold on, we may have just the thing …