Were assuming that rapper Ludacris meant to imply no misogynistic overtones when he wrote “Move, Bitch,” the song that serves as the musical accompaniment for this post.
In the heat of road rage, that’s a universally-applicable term.
Nor do we think this particular Zebra is implying anything misogynistic in the picture that serves as the visual accompaniment for this post.
People just wanna get where they’re going … which anybody who gets stuck behind a Polish roadblock can relate to.
Anyway, we first heard this song on the Hancock trailer, and needless to say we had no idea there was another version out there.
Why not? Perhaps because we do not travel on the MARTA bus …
Which is to say we are more cracker than a band fronted by David Lowery.










By Spicoli January 3, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I hate to give a blip to the Redneck side of my mixed marriage, but I do have a very entertaining ex-sister-in-law in Atlanta who is an economics prof. @ a Georgia college. She’s always been a b*tch, but I still miss her. Her translation of MARTA is “Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta.” I think I will swoop the NAACP down on her a55 if she ever gets her jollies by messing with me again.
:)