The Servicing Of Sir Charles

By fitsnews • on January 2, 2009
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Oh come on … one more guilty pleasure won’t hurt you, will it?

For those of you who haven’t savored the details of former NBA star Charles Barkley’s DUI arrest over the holidays, this is your lucky day.

Sir Charles, who was busted running a stop sign in Scottsdale, AZ on New Year’s Eve (geez, what is with these Scottsdale cops busting celebrities?) was apparently on his way to “get a blow job.”

And not just any blow job.

To hear Sir Charles tell it, this blow job was “the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Here’s the incident report:

And here’s the super-sweaty Sir Charles mug-shot:

Running stop signs for blow jobs? Seriously … what is the world coming to?

We’re with Meat Loaf on this one … we would do “anything for love,” but we “won’t do that.”

It could be the best blow job in the universe, but you still gotta come to a complete stop at a stop sign.

Those things save lives, people.

Comments

By MDS on January 2nd, 2009 at 5:04 pm

That excuse won’t work with chicks. Chickies, try this one —

“I was driving so fast/ran the stop sign/drove down a one-way street

…because there was a grasshopper flying around inside my car and I was just hurrying-up to get somewhere where there were people. People who could help me get this grasshopper out of my car.”

Works like a charm in rural areas.

Or better yet — drive the frickin’ speed limit & don’t drink and drive.

By MDS on January 2nd, 2009 at 5:06 pm

A stop sign is a speed limit of ZERO.

By Gen. Longstreet on January 2nd, 2009 at 6:29 pm

What is a “blow job”?

By MDS on January 2nd, 2009 at 10:23 pm

Whatever it is, General, from the sound of that incident report — he was working his way up to bribing the officer with one. Whatever it is.

By odb on January 12th, 2009 at 1:38 pm

hay C’on its hard for slebs and rich upper class foks to find love or recive love. Lots of people have done the same thing. People are so full of it, knowing that life has it problems and stress, one needs an out let. I wonder how many women do the same thing that dose not get reported. Sir Charles, I am like old dude on Friday, “give me all the head and head you can give me”, get head Sir Charles. Besides if he dont get it I am sure some other dude will go throught h@ll to get head

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