Why Tyler Durden Is Still Must-Read Material
There’s a reason why everyone we’ve ever referred to What Would Tyler Durden Do? immediately gets hooked.
That’s because Tyler (a.k.a. Brendon) is the funniest person alive.
Don’t believe us? Take his most recent assessment of actress Scarlett Johansson:
I don’t even dislike Scarlett Johansson, but actors shouldn’t be allowed to talk for at least 10 years after they become famous. Actors are fucking retards, and celebrity interviewers are even dumber than that, so really what’s the point. You might as well ask your dog why he ate your slippers …
… I don’t even think she’s a bad actress, but her career is based on her tits and her lips. The interview should have just been 4 hours about that. No questions, just me staring at her tits. If she tried to interrupt, I would say, No Speaka English. And if that didnt work, I’d say, “Um, Woody … Woody Allen”, and she’d say, “Oh my gosh, he is amazing, he gives his actors such a playground to work with…” and she would carry on like that while I went back to staring at her tits.
That … is brilliant.
And it’s also why if you’re not visiting www.WWTDD.com at least once a day, you’re just not living.
Seriously, a lot of people in this business start their day with CNN and FOX, but it turns out those people suck. Starting your day with Tyler and I Can Has Cheezeburger is definitely the way to go.
Seeing as ever Internet click you make is one less you have in your life, why not make ‘em count?
Comments
By Serge G on December 31st, 2008 at 11:35 am
I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
By Chris on December 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
Hey Serge – you happen to have the order line phone number?
By dj on December 31st, 2008 at 2:06 pm
No my friend, The Best Page in the Universe website http://maddox.xmission.com/ is the must read. The only problem is he isn’t daily, but he does have plenty of material.