Why Tyler Durden Is Still Must-Read Material
There’s a reason why everyone we’ve ever referred to What Would Tyler Durden Do? immediately gets hooked.
That’s because Tyler (a.k.a. Brendon) is the funniest person alive.
Don’t believe us? Take his most recent assessment of actress Scarlett Johansson:
I donâ€™t even dislike Scarlett Johansson, but actors shouldnâ€™t be allowed to talk for at least 10 years after they become famous. Actors are fucking retards, and celebrity interviewers are even dumber than that, so really what’s the point. You might as well ask your dog why he ate your slippers …
… I donâ€™t even think she’s a bad actress, but her career is based on her tits and her lips. The interview should have just been 4 hours about that. No questions, just me staring at her tits. If she tried to interrupt, I would say, No Speaka English. And if that didnt work, Iâ€™d say, “Um, Woody … Woody Allen”, and sheâ€™d say, “Oh my gosh, he is amazing, he gives his actors such a playground to work with…” and she would carry on like that while I went back to staring at her tits.
That … is brilliant.
And it’s also why if you’re not visiting www.WWTDD.com at least once a day, you’re just not living.
Seeing as ever Internet click you make is one less you have in your life, why not make ’em count?