The “Kissed A Girl” Girl Is In A Bikini

Chesty McChesterton (a.k.a. pop singer Katy Perry) is on vacation in Mexico this week, simultaneously creating an unforgettable moment for one lime bikini as well as a perpetual state of bliss in our founding editor’s pants.

We wrote about Perry recently after a run-in she had with the faux Mexican Press, and we gotta say we’re pretty much hooked on her prodigiousness … as a songwriter.

Plus, she really does sing a tune called “I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It),” which is sort of our anthem.

Anyway, from The Superficial:

I really don’t know anything about (Katy Perry), but suddenly I feel like she’s the greatest vocal talent on Earth. Call it a hunch. Call it intuition. Call it sheer cunning, but there’s just something about this woman that says boobs. Er, talent. – - No, boobs.

Chesty women singing about girl-on-girl experimentation? These are truly amazing times we live in, people.

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  1. By James the Foot Soldier December 30, 2008 at 9:44 pm

    I don’t blame the young lass one bit – I’ve kissed girls many times over the years and with only a few notable exceptions (what the hell was up with that tongue biting thing anyway, or for that matter the one that threw up all over me, or the one that kept her mouth wide open as if waiting for some scuba gear) liked it as well. :)

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  2. By YeahRight June 9, 2010 at 6:20 pm

    Oh please Colonel. You’d bang her in a second.

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