Ricky Williams’ League-Approved Helmet

It says “For Tobacco Use Only,” but this particular Miami Dolphins helmet is a bong, people. Or technically, a hookah – i.e. an Indian water pipe with multiple stems that’s really used for smoking dope.

What’s that? Dope, you say?

Seriously, people, we’ve been around at least 1,000 hookahs in our day (including Billy Bong Thornton) and tobacco hasn’t been within a country mile of any of them.

“For Tobacco Use Only?” R-i-i-i-i-ight …

Hookahs are used for getting high, which makes them a favorite of Miami Dolphins’ running back Ricky Williams, who straight up loves him some marijuana.

In fact, in Ricky Williams’ fantasy world, the NFL would not only get rid of its drug policy, but he would be permitted to wear this helmet … while playing.

Talk about a contact high …

Props: Deadspin.