Bristol Palin Popped Out A Baby Boy
Bristol Palin, the famously pregnant daughter of Alaska governor and former GOP veep nominee Sarah Palin, popped out a seven-pound, four-ounce bundle of joy Sunday.
The little guy has been named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, which is fairly normal as far as Palin names go.
No word yet on how this affects Palin’s MILF status (or whether it establishes Bristol’s), but it’s safe to say Sarah is faring better than the baby’s other grandma, who got busted earlier this month on felony drug charges.
Palin’s office isn’t releasing any details on the baby’s birth, saying it is a “private family matter.”
If at all possible, Palin’s office also wants you to stop starting at Bristol’s amazing rack. Like, right now.
Comments
By frank burns on December 30th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Some reports say Saturday, others Sunday. Neither the hospital nor Palin’s office will confirm it. Only the sister of Bristol’s grandmother has said anything. This is not real reporting, just repetiion of an announcement by a distant family member. They say it was at 5:30 in the morning, and once again, no medical or hospital reports — very likely she was never pregenant, and has adopted the baby under-the-table.
By Silence the Noise on December 30th, 2008 at 10:53 am
“If at all possible, Palin’s office also wants you to stop starting at Bristol’s amazing rack. Like, right now.”
Damn those publik skools Will. They put a chink in the armor of even the brightest young men.
By CL on December 30th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
STN,
You are way off. Palin had a fetus implanted into Bristol’s womb the day before and then had the baby “delivered.” Andrew Sullivan will be breaking the story soon (or at least he will die trying).