An Alabama Christmas

By fitsnews • on December 29, 2008
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Every time we feel like South Carolina is all alone in its inbreded ass-backwardness, along comes Mississippi or Alabama (usually Mississippi) to remind us that stupidity loves company.

Today it’s Alabama, where a certain dirt road trailer park family shows us that reindeer (and Volkswagons) really do know how to fly.

Talk about inspiring. In fact, we hear Hollywood producers are already looking to cast Lindsay Lohan in a sequel called “Herbie Goes To ‘Bama.”

Get it? Goes to ‘Bama?

Oh come on, you know that was funny.

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By John Vierdsen on December 29th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

That picture has been around for a few years, Mac.

By fitsnews on December 29th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Much like inbreeding and that lazy eye you’ve got there, John.

By HP on December 29th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

All they need are those white-paint rings on the pine trees.

By Monkeydarts on December 29th, 2008 at 8:25 pm

Roll Tide Roll.
But… what means “inbreded”?

By John Vierdsen on December 30th, 2008 at 2:25 am

If you want inbreeding and lazy eyes, South Carolina is the place to be (loving you, Lexington County!). Oh, Vierdsen forgot, how many conference championships has Carolina won over the past century (not to mention national titles)?

By the way, it is Auburn fans that live in trailer parks the most, even the students.

Don’t be hating on John because you’re late to the Internet meme party.

By Toyota Kawaski on December 30th, 2008 at 10:53 am

What do maggots and bama fans have in common? They both feed off a dead bear!!!!!

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