Our Favorite Christmas Present

We’re trying to figure out what’s classier, the fact that our founding editor actually gave us these “hot dog holders” as Christmas presents? Or that he said “think of me every time you use them” right before giving them to us?

We do like our wieners plump, juicy and not excessively char-grilled, but this is ridiculous.

Sic Willie, you really are an Oscar Mayer Wiener. And this is one instance where the thought most assuredly does NOT count.

Oh, and for those of you offended by this post … hey … look! Cute kid singing …

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