Comments on: The Ordinance Of What?

By: Ya Ya Sisters

Ya Ya Sisters — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 23:43:39 +0000

By: Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 22:19:31 +0000

Ye, sur, are a shamful speciman of manhud! No wunder ye ran off wit the damn ‘publicans afta da war– werkin’ fer Grant, dat hell-spawned butcher! Post master(bater) wuz it?

No wunder yer compatriots did not invite ye to da Gettysburger reunion.

Dat’s why ye is a hiss an’ a byword to your own men.

Old war horse, my arse– well ‘less ye is bein’ paid.

No, sur, I ain’t no disgrace– I ain’t now, nor ever has been– a scalawag likes ye, sur.

And you, sur, knows betta, which makes it all the werst!

Shame on ye, sur, SHAME!

John C. “Cooter” Brown

By: Gen. Longstreet

Gen. Longstreet — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:43:13 +0000

Cooter, sir, shut up. You’re a disgrace to the South. And Ya Ya Sister? You haven’t a thing to worry about, darling.

By: Cooter Brown

Cooter Brown — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 11:48:48 +0000

Sic, Sur, yous a funny feller an’ I likes you, but ye understand SC about as good as I understand womens– not gud a’tall.

Weeze wus rite to pull out den an’ we’d be rite to pull out now, as ye well know but fer your thick headed attachment to yer “indivisible nation” prop-a-gandie.

‘Twas a brave an’ noble act of our fathas.

Dere used to be plantations all over SC, now there’s just one big howse for us slaves to serve– a big white ‘un up dere in Warshington.

Ye need t’ find yer inner redneck, Sic, or yer gonna go down wit da ship. Ye ain’t as brite as ye think when it comes to yer understandin’ of SC and her peoples.

I’m just po white trash, but my pap fought the yankees an’ weeze still fightin’ em.

SC loved lib’ty ov’er union in 1776 an’ in 1860. What about her sorry son an’ daughters now?

A free SC is alot more lik-lee t’ bee prosperous than an occupied one.

Think outside da box, son! Embrace yer inner rebel an’ let’s whoop it up… or perish…

Lib’ty or death, my frien’, lib’ty or death.

Cooter Brown

By: James the Foot Soldier

James the Foot Soldier — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:14:16 +0000

The same mesh cap that is now made from a textile mill in South America or China rather than the South Carolina textile mill?

By: Ya Ya Sister (the good one)

Ya Ya Sister (the good one) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 23:01:52 +0000

General, sir, perhaps you lost all track of time hauling it around with Sweet Alice? You two were strangely missing all weekend long…

By: Gen. Longstreet

Gen. Longstreet — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:51:31 +0000

I recall the Ordinance of Secession as if it were signed only yesterday. Ah, but what high spirits we had! We were going to whip the Yanks in three weeks — and we would have, too, but for Bobby Lee.

Bruncle … Haw! I like you, son, I truly do. But golly, is the sesquicentennial truly nigh? Ah, sweet bird of youth. Where has the time gone?

By: Toyota Kawaski

Toyota Kawaski — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:40:55 +0000

Put a Yankee on a bus

By: Toyota Kawaski

Toyota Kawaski — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 13:40:20 +0000

my mesh cap says “Keep the South Clean But A Yankee on A Bus”