The Ordinance Of What?
Bravo, South Carolina. And bravo, La Socialista.
It’s one thing to live in a state that still celebrates the Ordinance of Secession, but it’s something else when our newspapers mistakenly refer to it as the “Ordinance of Session.”
The former anniversary was celebrated Saturday (at a plantation of all places) … no word yet on when the latter will be observed.
Of course, the real “secessionist” fireworks will likely come two years from now, when every redneck and his bruncle (that’s a combination of brother and uncle, in case you were wondering) will get together at events like this one to mark the sesquicentennial anniversary of the day the South rose up.
Will any of them be able to spell sesquicentennial?
Of course not, but then again it’s not likely our newspapers will be able to spell it either.
Sound it out, boys. Sound it out …
Comments
By Toyota Kawaski on December 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am
my mesh cap says “Keep the South Clean But A Yankee on A Bus”
By Toyota Kawaski on December 22nd, 2008 at 10:40 am
Put a Yankee on a bus
By Gen. Longstreet on December 22nd, 2008 at 5:51 pm
I recall the Ordinance of Secession as if it were signed only yesterday. Ah, but what high spirits we had! We were going to whip the Yanks in three weeks — and we would have, too, but for Bobby Lee.
Bruncle … Haw! I like you, son, I truly do. But golly, is the sesquicentennial truly nigh? Ah, sweet bird of youth. Where has the time gone?
By Ya Ya Sister (the good one) on December 22nd, 2008 at 8:01 pm
General, sir, perhaps you lost all track of time hauling it around with Sweet Alice? You two were strangely missing all weekend long…
By James the Foot Soldier on December 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
The same mesh cap that is now made from a textile mill in South America or China rather than the South Carolina textile mill?
By Cooter Brown on December 23rd, 2008 at 8:48 am
Sic, Sur, yous a funny feller an’ I likes you, but ye understand SC about as good as I understand womens– not gud a’tall.
Weeze wus rite to pull out den an’ we’d be rite to pull out now, as ye well know but fer your thick headed attachment to yer “indivisible nation” prop-a-gandie.
‘Twas a brave an’ noble act of our fathas.
Dere used to be plantations all over SC, now there’s just one big howse for us slaves to serve– a big white ‘un up dere in Warshington.
Ye need t’ find yer inner redneck, Sic, or yer gonna go down wit da ship. Ye ain’t as brite as ye think when it comes to yer understandin’ of SC and her peoples.
I’m just po white trash, but my pap fought the yankees an’ weeze still fightin’ em.
SC loved lib’ty ov’er union in 1776 an’ in 1860. What about her sorry son an’ daughters now?
A free SC is alot more lik-lee t’ bee prosperous than an occupied one.
Think outside da box, son! Embrace yer inner rebel an’ let’s whoop it up… or perish…
Lib’ty or death, my frien’, lib’ty or death.
Cooter Brown
By Gen. Longstreet on December 23rd, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Cooter, sir, shut up. You’re a disgrace to the South. And Ya Ya Sister? You haven’t a thing to worry about, darling.
By Cooter Brown on December 23rd, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Ye, sur, are a shamful speciman of manhud! No wunder ye ran off wit the damn ‘publicans afta da war– werkin’ fer Grant, dat hell-spawned butcher! Post master(bater) wuz it?
No wunder yer compatriots did not invite ye to da Gettysburger reunion.
Dat’s why ye is a hiss an’ a byword to your own men.
Old war horse, my arse– well ‘less ye is bein’ paid.
No, sur, I ain’t no disgrace– I ain’t now, nor ever has been– a scalawag likes ye, sur.
And you, sur, knows betta, which makes it all the werst!
Shame on ye, sur, SHAME!
John C. “Cooter” Brown
By Ya Ya Sisters on December 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
:)