Unlike all that worthless crap Lt. Gov. André Bauer is trying to con you into buying to help fund his gubernatorial ambitions (genuine Afghani nomadic “Kasdan” pouch bags, anybody?), we have what everybody really wants this Christmas season at our official FITS store.
In fact, why buy André’s junk when you can make fun of him with your very own “André Is My Co-Pilot” hoodie?
All of our André items – plus our “Free T-Rav” and “Importantville Athletic Department” gear – are just a click away at the FITS Store.
Just click on any of the items below to take you to the complete page of gear … and please shop often!
By Todd December 19, 2008 at 11:27 am
Com’on Bobby. We know you need a couple of boxes for yourself, your family and your staff. Ante up. Nobody will know you bought a gross with your present transparency policy in place. By the way, Sic, aren’t you worried that you stole Queen Jean’s motto? Unfair Unbalanced. Didn’t she copyright that?