Eating Children Will Do That To You

Boxer Mike Tyson has always been a whole lotta crazy, but now he’s a whole lotta fat, too.

The former world heavyweight champion stood in front of some incredibly large Venetian blinds at the Video Game Awards in California over the weekend, looking a lot like a guy who may have finally made good on his promise to eat Lennox Lewis’ children.

Either that or he’s been on the Jennifer Love Hewitt diet.

Presumably, he’s up there telling video gamers to “be everything they can be,” and that it’s okay to sit very still and not exercise for extended periods of time each day.

That’s right, people. Mike Tyson wants your children fat … so he can eat them.

Don’t believe us? Roll tape …