The $76 Million Man
Somebody just asked us if we would put up with eight years of Madonna in exchange for $76 million, which is pretty much the deal Guy Ritchie just agreed to in the couple’s divorce settlement.
Short answer? We’re still thinking … give us a minute …
Of course, there was a time when such a decision would’ve been a no-brainer – back when Madonna had that irresistibly-cute, kinda tubby look and a penchant for sexual experimentation and religious symbolism.
Now we’re pretty sure Madonna is a cyborg intent on recruiting an army of African babies in her quest to find Sarah Connor.
Guy Ritchie? He’s lucky to be alive, people.
Comments
By T4 on December 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
You’ve gotta be kidding me! Guy Ritchie is the real winner here. He has written and directed four of the most entertaining movies known to man. Moreover, he’s younger, has his entire career in front of him, as well as 76 million. Madonna sucks, and has since 1991.