Michael Phelps is big, goofy-looking and has the personality of a door, but he’s won like a lot of gold medals and can swim really, really fast.
Average all of that out and you get a Vegas cocktail waitress for your girlfriend … oh, and her ridonkulous sweater monkeys, too.
From With Leather:
It’s one of life’s great mysteries: if you were an Olympic hero with your pick of women, do you choose some Hollywood starlet with a publicist and jobs that have her make out with other actors, or do you go with the tattooed Asian chick with big jugs in Vegas? It’s like Six Flags for my imagination.
Phelps is obviously not as dumb as he looks. While the dude from Coldplay is probably listening to Gwyneth Paltrow complain about him not putting the toilet seat down, Phelps is, well, use your imagination …
By T4 December 12, 2008 at 10:49 am
This is simply awesome! I can’t stop looking at the picture and laughing. GO PHELPS!
By Philip December 12, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I think he settled for bronze.