Angelina Is Still Hotter
Well, there’s Jennifer Aniston, b-b-buck nekkid with the exception of a poorly-placed necktie.
And no, you can’t get rid of the necktie by rubbing your thumb over your monitor … cause we tried that already. Many, many times, in fact.
Anyway, let’s start with the obvious … she looks good.
In fact, she looks “real good” as a friend of a friend from Inman, S.C. would say.
And not that we’ve ever been inordinately focused on Jennifer Aniston’s boobs, but we definitely like this shapeage better than what we saw on that totally topless – and thus NSFW – video of her walking down some Mexican beach a few years back.
She’s put some meat on them bones, which is a good thing …
But the question still stands – does she even hold a candle to Angelina? The woman she loathes? The woman about whom she vented a bit more of her spleen in this GQ exclusive?
Short answer? No.
And not to get all fortune cookie on y’all, but green isn’t a good color on anybody … especially when the green is jealousy.
We’re not sure how long it’s been since Brad Pitt broke Jen’s heart, but we’re pretty sure Nixon was in the White House and “Hey Mr. Tambourine Man” was on Top 40 radio.
Which is to say get over it, Jen … and not via loveless rebounds with Vince Vaughn and John Mayer.
Learning to love yourself? That’s right. It’s still the greatest love of all.
Comments
By ic on December 12th, 2008 at 2:18 am
wow – she’s a pathetic desperado – she doesn’t hold a candle to Jolie and to anyone else – no wonder they call her maniston- cover the face and the body is decent.
By LOL on December 12th, 2008 at 4:16 am
Photoshopped.
As a woman, i cringe when I read her tidbit about female empowerment when she talks about being a cougar whilst posing nude. Nothing wrong with either but Pamela Anderson and play boy bunnies aren’t exactly the epitome of female empowerment.
Female empowerment is more like Angelina Jolie, MOTHER, HUMANITARIAN, SUCCESSFUL ACTRESS, SPOUSE, PILOT and all by age 33.
By Gen. Longstreet on December 12th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Her face looks like my horse’s.
By James the Foot Soldier on December 12th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
General, is it time for me to feed the “horses”? Or, shall I ride ‘em good and long?
By Gen. Longstreet on December 12th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Saddle up, James.
By Randy on December 12th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
NO SIR, Jen is so much hotter than that sank. Only fags like Angelina, fags like WMD.
By Governatrix Fan on December 15th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Jennifer Aniston is way hotter than Angelina Jolie, unless you have a taste for nasty, and I don’t mean good nasty.
By monica on December 15th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
um… no.
angelina jolie is only good looking when she’s knocked up because when she isn’t…she’s anorexic and sickly.
she has nasty arms and legs and NO butt. thank god her boobs are fake, otherwise we’d have nothing to fawn all over. she should consider getting ass implants.