Leave it to a fat ass redneck used car salesman from Hardeeville, South Carolina to put the current automotive bailout debate taking place in Washington D.C. into its proper perspective.
Except not really.
O.C. Welch, who runs a Ford Lincoln-Mercury dealership in Hardeeville, is running radio ads telling South Carolina consumers to buy his sucky American cars because … wait for it … they don’t smell like Japanese people.
We’re paraphrasing a little bit, obviously, but not by much …
Japanese cars are “rice-ready?” Way to go, O.C.
South Carolina thanks you for once again showing the rest of the nation what a bunch of ignorant, intolerant buffoons we are.
Fortunately, we were able to get in touch with our resident karma expert Sharon Stone about this, and she assured us that O.C.’s eternity will be spent on a never-ending Bataan Death March.
By realityunwound December 10, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Our cars don’t smell like Japanese people, but our tourists make the capitol stink (http://www.realityunwound.com/2008/12/03/harry-reid-tourist-sniffer/) What a smelly world we live in!
Great post.
By FYI December 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Mr. Welch’s email for those interested in sending him your thoughts is posted on the dealership’s web site:
o-welch@dealeremail.com
By just Wondern December 10, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Yeah..right….Leave it to a fatass, redneck, bafoon blogger from Columbia,S.C. to let the rest of the world know just how bassackward this state is.
By fitsnews December 10, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Wonderin’
This is our microphone. If you don’t like what we’ve got to say, get your own.
FITS
By Joe December 10, 2008 at 6:37 pm
http://localdirectory.wtoc.com/Welch+O+C+Ford+Lincoln+Mercury+Inc.9.58632470p.home.html