NFL Penis Update
The Minnesota Vikings tight end who became forever immortalized when FOX Sports inadvertently televised images his massive dong during a post-game show over the weekend is at least having fun with his fifteen minutes of fame.
Visanthe Shiancoe, whose BBD has been making white housewives across America swoon all week, appeared on Dan Patrick’s show this morning to talk about his overexposure.
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe has a great sense of humor about being caught nude on air on the FOX postgame show.
He said that a teammate showed him a photo within an hour of the game. And that he got a ton of phone messages.
Shiancoe says that everyone calls him Shank. He said Dan could call him the “Junk man” if he wants to. Dan has a new one that he hopes to use on NBC on Sunday night: “The Equipment Manager.”
Dan said that Shiancoe probably got more exposure for Pro Bowl balloting. But Shiancoe still would have worn a towel if he could do it all over again.
Wait … what?
Yeah right … this is the same guy who asked a female reporter “how’d it look?” and critiqued his own size by saying that “I didn’t just get out the pool.”
Incidentally, the NFL record for penis length is reportedly held by former New York Giants (and S.C. State) star Harry Carson, a factoid we’ve been waiting to work into an article for several years now.
So thank you, Visanthe Shiancoe.