The Minnesota Vikings tight end who became forever immortalized when FOX Sports inadvertently televised images his massive dong during a post-game show over the weekend is at least having fun with his fifteen minutes of fame.
Visanthe Shiancoe, whose BBD has been making white housewives across America swoon all week, appeared on Dan Patrick’s show this morning to talk about his overexposure.
From DanPatrick.com:
Minnesota Vikings tight end Visanthe Shiancoe has a great sense of humor about being caught nude on air on the FOX postgame show.
He said that a teammate showed him a photo within an hour of the game. And that he got a ton of phone messages.
Shiancoe says that everyone calls him Shank. He said Dan could call him the “Junk man” if he wants to. Dan has a new one that he hopes to use on NBC on Sunday night: “The Equipment Manager.”
Dan said that Shiancoe probably got more exposure for Pro Bowl balloting. But Shiancoe still would have worn a towel if he could do it all over again.
Wait … what?
Yeah right … this is the same guy who asked a female reporter “how’d it look?” and critiqued his own size by saying that “I didn’t just get out the pool.”
For those of you who are interested, DeadSpin.com has all the Shiancoe dongaliciousness you can handle, but we warn you that the images are very NSFW. Some would say exceedingly, excessively NSFW.
Incidentally, the NFL record for penis length is reportedly held by former New York Giants (and S.C. State) star Harry Carson, a factoid we’ve been waiting to work into an article for several years now.
So thank you, Visanthe Shiancoe.
By Gen. Longstreet December 10, 2008 at 8:59 pm
That’s a fine lookin’ stallion.
By Melinda December 10, 2008 at 10:15 pm
News on penis sizes…turns out that black guys have the longer ones—lose and relaxed, which do not grow much in terms of its original size…and the white guys with apparent little ones out of the cold pool, actually grow much bigger…well, not bigger than the black guys’ ones, but they grow bigger in ratio. So white men, stand tall. You’re just more reserved in the introduction.
By Gen. Longstreet December 11, 2008 at 11:07 am
In my experience, a fine young buck has always had the better equipment. No shame in acknowledging that fact.
By The Naked Norseman December 11, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Still funny downloading this vid.
http://njfrogman.blogspot.com/2008/12/fox-caught-with-pants-down-nfl-locker.html