Far be it from us to question the deportment or social graces of former Baywatch stars, but we’ve always felt that red tafetta strapless dresses or classic LBD’s were good choices for art shows.
Call us understated, but Momma always said to draw attention to ourselves in a positive way. Wait … was that Momma? Or Vince Vaughn?
Anyway, Pamela Anderson – fashionista that she is – decided to eschew such predictable selections and test the bounds of social etiquette by attending a Miami art show with pretty much every inch of her ass on display.
From The Superficial:
Pamela Anderson hit up an art gallery yesterday in Miami last night looking her just, wow, absolute classiest. I mean, heels with tiny leopard shorts that your ass hangs out of and one of Tommy Lee’s old hats? Jesus. I can only assume afterward she mounted a steed and went on a fox hunt with the Queen of England. Release the hounds! And then maybe the dogs, too, if you feel like it. Your call.
Yeah, but while we scoff, our eyes are also staring at our computer monitor so hard right now that it’s about to slap us and inquire in disgust if we were, in fact, raised “that way.”
No ma’am, we weren’t. Sorry about that.
Update: Oh yeah, the girl in the coat of many colors in picture five is none other than Paris Hilton. Which makes this art show even more the epicenter of everything classy than we originally thought.
By Tommy Lee December 8, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Pamela used to be hot. But now, she’s just a skank from Canada. I have never been able to figure out why anyone would be interested in Paris Hilton. What gives?
By reprobate December 9, 2008 at 11:24 am
dunno, but I think Paris is still in the “pre-cellulite” stage……..
By Anika Arrants October 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm
It is great that Pamela Anderson still looks attractive as a mother of 2 kids. She is my idol and I love her so much.