Spice Bottom

When you think of classy ladies, if you’re anything like us you immediately think of Geraldine Estelle Halliwell (a.k.a. “Ginger Spice”), who showed up at a children’s awards show in London the other day with her rump peeking out of what appears to be Satan’s lampshade.

Of course we can’t say we’re surprised, seeing as this chick avoids underwear like most people avoid flaming debris.

Seriously, what’s truly amazing here is that Geri Halliwell showed up at an event wearing clothes.