Miranda Kerr Is Skinny, Kooky

We’re rarely steered wrong by our friends over at Page Six, but their latest cover girl Miranda Kerr is what our founding editor likes to call a “Philly Cheesesteak Girl …” as in she needs to eat one.

Actually, a few of them.

Anyway, the Victoria’s Secret model certainly appears to be a lightweight in other areas … like her choice of boyfriends (Orlando Bloom) and the fact she’s clearly on the cusp of the uber-trendy green lifestyle, for starters:

My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch. When this is all over that’s where I’ll be.

Good Lord. Is she going to figure out a way to lactate soy milk while she’s at it?

People like this not only make us want to puke, they make us want to intentionally expand our carbon footprints from “normal” to “Yeti-sized,” just to piss them off.

Seriously, you didn’t hear this sort of crap coming from Christina Hendricks when she was on the cover of Page Six, did you?

Anyway, here’s Miranda’s cover and a few over pics for your perusal … just make sure to monitor your CO2 levels as you gawk, alright?

We wouldn’t want to hasten planetary doom or anything …

Comments