You Can’t “Friend” Erin Andrews

By fitsnews • on November 24, 2008

Hopefully you didn’t time yourself as you scrolled down the length of that picture, but now that several light years have passed here you are at the bottom.

And as John Lennon once said, “When you get to the bottom you go back to the top.” Or was that Bono?

Anyway, if you’re like us and have already forgotten the title of the little ditty you’re reading, that’s Erin Andrews, the ESPN sideline hottie who sat down for an exclusive interview the other day with those lucky bastards over at AOL Sports.

In the interview, “EA” dishes about her fame, her looks, her former life as a Florida Gator dancer and her lack of familiarity with Facebook …

I don’t have Facebook. I couldn’t do that. I don’t even know what Facebook is.

Damn … and there goes that idea. Oh well, there’s also an exchange where Erin talks about blogs being preoccupied with her or something …

It’s kind of a mixed feeling. Sometimes, I find them really funny. Other times, it’s hard not to be taken aback or take offense to people that write something. You know it’s kind of crazy that somebody could write something and people think it’s true. I think if people look at blogs and don’t take ‘em seriously that’s one thing, but sometimes, I mean, a blog is taken to be the absolute truth and it’s not. Blogs have in one way increased my popularity on the internet but in another way it changed my life a lot. I don’t get to go out on a Saturday night and have a normal life because I’m always cautious of what camera phone is around and what blog I’ll end up on Monday morning. So I have to be really, really careful about stuff like that.

Uhh … what?

We have no idea what she’s talking about. Seriously … no idea whatsoever.

All we got out of that was that Erin Andrews thinks we’re funny, that we’ve changed her life a lot, and that she wants us to do stuff with her involving camera phones.

Just not on Facebook.

Comments

By Colonel Moultrie Says on November 24th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

SCHAWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUAWK! Smart, BLAZING HOTTIES that just happen to know and love football oh yeah… and it just don’t get no betta than that….

God bless America,
Land that I love,
Stand beside her and guide her
Thru the night with a light from above;

From the mountains, to the prairies,
To the oceans white with foam,
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.
God bless America,
My home, sweet home.

By D on November 24th, 2008 at 5:08 pm

Damn girl, let me spit.

By James the Foot Soldier on November 24th, 2008 at 10:29 pm

I’ll bring up the rear Colonel!

By Gen. Longstreet on November 25th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

Egad, someone flank that filly!

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