People Are Killing Themselves Live Online!

By fitsnews • on November 21, 2008

In a “tragedy” we wish would befall the cast of MTV’s The Real World, a nineteen-year-old kid in Florida has committed suicide by overdosing on prescription pills … which might have not even made the local news were it not for the fact that he did it live, on the Internet.

Abraham Biggs, 19, was egged on by blog commenters as he overdosed in real-time on the website Justin.tv, with one saying “go ahead and do it, faggot.”

Wait … huh? What’s wrong with saying “go ahead and do it, dude.” Or our personal favorite, “Bok-bok-bok-bok, bokaaaaaaaaa!!!! Bok-bok-bok-bok, bokaaaaaaaaa!!!”

Anyway, from ABC News:

“The bloggers said that Biggs had threatened to kill himself before and had faked it, so at first they didn’t believe him,” said (medical investigator) Wendy Crane. “Gradually, as you read the blog further into the day the bloggers start commenting on how Biggs isn’t moving.”

Crane said comments on the thread included an exchange about whether the image of Biggs’ motionless body was a still photograph or a video, and eventually resulted in one of the site’s visitors calling the police, who tracked down the teen through his computer IP address.

In the Web stream, Crane said viewers saw a piece of a door frame — which had splintered from the police kicking in the teen’s bedroom door — hit Biggs, who is curled up on his bed and facing away from the camera.

“Then you see a police officer go in and check on him, and then the EMS pronounced him dead,” said Crane.

Jeez … yawn.

Some people make the world a better place by doing things like this online, other people evidently decide to leave the world in extremely boring ways.

Apparently, online suicides got their start in Japan, and they’re now beginning to catch on here in America.

Which makes them not unlike VCR’s, Playstations, HDTV’s and fuel-efficient cars.

And yes - we know we’re supposed to be “shocked and saddened” by the fact that some people are pathetic enough to kill themselves on the Internet for attention, but try as we might to muster up the requisite sympathy … we just can’t.

Perhaps it’s the libertarian streak running through us, but what people do in their own bedrooms is not for us to judge … even if that something is harmful or even fatal to themselves.

All we ask is that if they’re going to broadcast their own death to the world … the least they could do is make it interesting.

We’ve got one word for all the Internet suicide wanna-bes out there: Explosions.

Comments

By jizzy on November 21st, 2008 at 4:11 pm

you are a extrememly stupid and disgusting. please stop filling up cyberspace with your vapid trolling which poses as a blog.

By HP on November 21st, 2008 at 5:29 pm

RE: The KKKid - great tuneage. Really!

…Venus Venus Venus = priceless!!!

That is actually the LEAST goofy rendition of the song I have ever heard. Weird Al, you have met your match.

jizzy, you just don’t know what’s good for you. Go away.

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RE: Alan & the ‘proving it’ game-tragic. Was there no one he could turn to?

By divalicious on November 21st, 2008 at 6:23 pm

You’re a sick bastard. It must be miserable to be you, to bad your mother didnt have the decency to abort your a s s in the first trimester

By reggie on November 21st, 2008 at 10:14 pm

wow, is it so wrong to not feel bad for this kid? I mean, yes it is sad and horrible, but seriously people, that was a stupid ass move to kill yourself on the Internet. I honesly laughed when I read this. That doesn’t make me a bad person but use common sense, why should we feel so sorry for this person because he killed himself on the internet? We should use this as an example of what not to do.

By rick on November 24th, 2008 at 9:39 am

Gotta love it when the gene pool gets a little cleaner….Let us hope that this catches on in the liberal side of the pool.

By Toyota Kawaski on November 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am

All time low Fits

By fitsnews on November 24th, 2008 at 10:28 am

Toyota,

From your most recent comment on our website:

“Fits do yall always suck fart’s out Gov.Moonbeams anus cavity?”

We’re not saying that isn’t funny (although using Gov. Jenny would have been funnier), we’re just saying it takes a little wind out of your PC retard sails.
FITS

By piss in your bed on December 8th, 2008 at 9:39 pm

How can you write somthing like this? Yes, I agree, suicide is a quite selfish act. But what the hell is wrong with you. Its not like this kid died in a video game. This is his life, just like your brothers, or sisters or anyone elses. And what, you’re saying you laughed when you saw this? Well I’m truely sorry for you. That doesn’t make you sound cool, just a souless idiot. People die, its life, but to make a mockery of it is fucked up.

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