Just when you thought it was safe to believe in true love again, popslut Paris Hilton and Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden are calling it quits … which for some reason has prompted the song “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” to firmly implant itself inside our heads.
Go figure …
“All through our wild days
Our mad existence
We kept our promise … don’t keep your distance.”
Anyway, speaking of “keeping your distance,” if you’re looking for Exhibit A it’s Benji Madden, who will no doubt have to bathe in something radioactive for the rest of his life to get rid of all the Paris cooties.
Your faith in true love may grow back … Benji Madden’s penis probably will not.
So yes, Paris is single again … but our advice remains to look, not touch …
UPDATE – Obviously, “Don’t Cry For Me Argentina” wasn’t the song we were thinking of to describe this break-up, people.
Puhleeze …
