25,000

By fitsnews • on November 19, 2008
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Shameless self-promotion has never been our thing (actually, it’s always been our thing), but yesterday we crossed the 25,000-hit barrier here at FITS, setting a daily traffic record and putting our little website on track to break yet another monthly readership mark (we had almost half a million last month).

Anyway, we gotta send a shout out to the guys over at DeadSpin.com, who accounted for over 7,000 new unique visits to FITS yesterday after they picked up our story on NFL sideline hottie Charissa Thompson.

Equally cool is this … of the 7,000 new readers who stopped by our site yesterday, over half of them decided to hang out on FITS for awhile and click on some other stories – which our marketing people tell us is very, very good.

So thanks, Deadspin dudes.

Of course, as our girl Liz Phair says “it’s nice to be liked, but it’s better by far to get paid,” which is why you fools need to take advantage of our burgeoning audience by coughing up some ad dollars, pronto.

And yes, we do take Greek money.

Comments

By WMD on November 19th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

Your pornography business is obviously going well. But is it enough to fund your drug and wife-beating habit?

WMD

By fits_gals on November 19th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

WMD – Will hasn’t beat us, in at least 24 hours, and he pays us well, at least when we perform…and well, the drugs, doctors prescribe drugs fool.

Why don’t you take your squeeky clean self and go blog on the wwjd website. Get a life. Those who throw stones on glass houses…if you don’t like the site go somewhere else. And stop coming back and inflating our hit count.

By FITNA on November 19th, 2008 at 6:49 pm

WMD=Weapons of Mass Dorkery

By BIN News Editorial Staff on November 19th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

WMD is sic(k) willie pumping up his hit count (again and again) with more fake posts. This one was totally without class. That’s why it obviously willie.

By fits_gals on November 19th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

Wrong again BIN.

By FITNA on November 19th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

BIN, the FitsGals want to do a one-on-one interview with you @ your convenience.

RSVP: here, dude.

By BIN News Editorial Staff on November 19th, 2008 at 11:40 pm

We thought he’d never ask. We blush with anticipation and excitement.

The BIN News Editorial Staff will meet in Executive Session over Turkey and Dressing and Fixin’s to consider sic(k) willie’s invitation for a “one-on-one” with the “FitsGals.” Stay tuned, Folks. There may be a Turkey Surprise. :)

BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Balanced

P.S. Will, the “WMD” thing is not ours. Honest. Like you, it lacks class.

By fitsnews on November 19th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

Moron (a.k.a. BIN),

You’ll be dealing w/ Nancy, not Sic. And God forbid Mrs. Sic gets a hold of you.

Fact is ole Sic works wit some ladies you don’t want none of.

FITS

By rick on November 20th, 2008 at 9:49 am

Why would Willie need to pump up his count when geniuses(momma always said to be nice) like Bin does it daily for him? Get the idea Bin? The more you argue, the more hits….Silly rabbits

By fits_gals on November 20th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

BIN,

Come on BIN. Lets do it. An interview I mean. Some one on one, but it has to be in person. We’re not lazy like Sic, we don’t do online interviews… :) We’ll keep your identity and your blog a secret too…

By BIN News Editorial Staff on November 20th, 2008 at 11:07 pm

The BIN News Editorial Staff is interested in the invitation for an interview, but our staff is confused. Is the invitation from sic(k) willie, or from spooky “Nancy,” or from phantom “fits girls,” or from a dust bunny?

BIN News Editorial Staff
Flair and Blanced

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