Our Vote Is For This Jamie Lynn

In a world where white trash popsluts have corrupted and defiled the intrinsic goodness of double names, thank God for Jamie Lynn Sigler.

Seriously, people. The former Sopranos star has some sort of completely irresistible Marisa Tomei-Anne Hathaway thing going in her new Page Six cover, a publication we’re once again shamelessly whoring even though that free magazine subscription is still nowhere to be found in our mailbox.

Anyway, Sigler’s upcoming story in the mag shares the following details, which we honestly stopped reading after the first detail because it seemed to insinuate that she isn’t easy and probably wouldn’t be down with a three-way …

“I’ve always been a serial monogamist. I’m not a good dater. It takes a lot for me to even want to kiss someone. I can’t just go out and make out with people. I have to have a connection, and those are rare for me.”

Geez what a downer.

The good news, of course, is that Sigler didn’t get pregnant at fifteen like some other Jamie Lynns we know, and unlike Paris Hilton doesn’t require a post-makeout bath in penicillin.

So enjoy her gorgeous Page Six cover, people …