Comments on: Whales Don’t Vote http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/12/whales-dont-vote/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:38:53 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Mickey Blue Eyes http://www.fitsnews.com/2008/11/12/whales-dont-vote/#comment-41872 Mickey Blue Eyes Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:45:42 +0000 http://www.fitsnews.com/?p=8809#comment-41872 If we did prohibit the Navy from using sonar whenever whales are in the ocean, then Soviet/Chinese/North Korean/Iranian submarines can hide among the whales (cuz they don't wank off thinking about whales like we do) and pop up in San Francisco Bay and blast the place to smithereens. Then again, considering the Castro District, Tenderloin District, Oakland, and East Palo Alto, that would not necessarily be a bad thing. Tho' it would be the end of Apple and Google as we know it. If we did prohibit the Navy from using sonar whenever whales are in the ocean, then Soviet/Chinese/North Korean/Iranian submarines can hide among the whales (cuz they don’t wank off thinking about whales like we do) and pop up in San Francisco Bay and blast the place to smithereens.

Then again, considering the Castro District, Tenderloin District, Oakland, and East Palo Alto, that would not necessarily be a bad thing. Tho’ it would be the end of Apple and Google as we know it.

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