Lindsay Is “Maybe Yeah” Bisexual

By Sic Willie

In news that’s almost as cool as that time Angelina Jolie made out with my wife (and let me watch), Lindsay Lohan just announced in Harper’s Bazaar that she, too, wants to make out with my wife (while letting me watch).

She also said the two of them might let me join in provided I promised to save some of my world-renowned lovemaking skills for future encounters – which I was cool with.

Seriously … you can read all about it in this story.

Of course I’m dreaming as I type this … much as I always do when I get behind the keyboard.

In real life, Lindsay’s Harper’s Bazaar interview was all about her relationship with DJ Sam Ronson, who let’s be honest is more of a man than I am.

And, of course, the article begins just like every other celebrity interview that we’ve ever read …

It’s a Saturday night in early October and Lindsay Lohan is sitting at the Chateau Marmont drinking a Shirley Temple …

Seriously, I’ve never understood why people who are supposedly good enough to write for Harper’s Bazaar always start their articles off this way.

We could give a rat’s ass where Lindsay is sitting or what she is drinking. Get on with it, dude.

Anyway, after trudging through a bunch of other crap I didn’t care to read, the interviewer finally gets to the point …

“I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing,” Lindsay admits after much, much prodding. “I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time. … She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

Has she previously been with a girl? She laughs and says, “I don’t know. Maybe.” Has she ever been embarrassed about being attracted to a woman? “No.” Would she classify herself as bisexual? “Maybe. Yeah.” Lesbian? “No.” She goes on, “I don’t want to classify myself. First of all, you never know what’s going to happen — tomorrow, in a month, a year from now, five years from now. I appreciate people, and it doesn’t matter who they are, and I feel blessed to be able to feel comfortable enough with myself that I can say that.” She sees herself getting married “eventually,” but whether to a man or a woman, “I don’t know.”

Now we’re talking.

Oh, you can check out Lindsay’s photo shoot for the magazine cover (and a kickin’ new age bass beat) in the video below …

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