Tennessee’s New Fight Song

If you’re anything like us, you hate the Tennessee fight song “Rocky Top” with a passion that knows no bounds.

And while we’re not sure who’s responsible for this version of the hated tune, all we can say is God bless them. Check it out … and feel free to sing along.

In the key of D, please …

Wish that I could squeal from REDNECK TOP,
Like a “Deliverance” scene;
No blockin’ or tacklin’ on REDNECK TOP,
Ain’t no more BCS green.
You can still bang yer mom on REDNECK TOP,
Half trailer, other half trash;
But there’ll be no nation’l chimpanzeeships
If Gamecocks are kickin’ your ass.

REDNECK TOP, you’ll always be
Incestuous to me;
Good ol’ REDNECK TOP (Wooooo!) –
REDNECK TOP Tennessee, REDNECK TOP Tennessee.

Once two inbreds climbed ol’ REDNECK TOP
Lookin’ for a place to pee;
T’aint no toilets up on REDNECK TOP
So they went and soil’d a tree.
Wins long gone these days on REDNECK TOP
Don’tcha know it just ain’t fair;
Checkerboard scores no more on REDNECK TOP
‘Cept when Peyton’s tribute film airs.

REDNECK TOP, you’ll always be
Fat, drunk and orange to me;
Good ol’ REDNECK TOP (Wooooo!) –
REDNECK TOP Tennessee, REDNECK TOP Tennessee.

Years of Volunteers just poundin’ ass
Rolling through the S-E-C
Now no one can throw a forward pass
And Citrus is spelled U-S-C

REDNECK TOP, you’ll always be
Illiterate to me;
Good ol’ REDNECK TOP (Wooooo!) –
REDNECK TOP Tennessee, REDNECK TOP Tennessee.

Seriously, can somebody get this recorded ASAP? There may still be time for the CMA’s …

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