Every time we do an article on Scarlett Johansson, it’s annoying as hell because we have to figure out whether we spelled her ridiculous name correctly or not.
But then we lay eyes on her ginormous sweater monkeys, at which point our irritation cleavages into giant mammary … err, racks into milky bosom … err, vanishes into thin air.
Wait? Is somebody talking?
Anyway, Johansson and her amply racktackularness were at some event trying to cure some disease last night, proving once again that there really is no substitute for the kind of hope she inspires.
By Serge November 8, 2008 at 1:39 am
I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way