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Sic Wants His “Barry-O” Prize

By fitsnews • on November 5, 2008

Now that the election is over … it’s time for the handouts.

And believe us, “we want ours.”

Sure, our annual income falls well north of the infamous “Joe the Plumber” line, but our new President is bi-racial … which means we’re every bit as entitled to a “Barry-O” prize as anybody else, right?

And like we said, “we want ours.”

What (precisely) do we want?

Well, since we’re obviously about to get popped with higher deficits, higher taxes and additional government intrusion in every aspect of our lives, we’re thinking a tube of anal lube might be the best place to start.

Of course, it’s not that the sensation will be all that much different from what Republicans stuck us with during six of the last eight years, but we seem to recall an expression about black men that’s applicable here.

Wait … never mind. He’s bi-racial, right? Which means black and white job creators are gonna take it just the same …

Anyway, after the lube … our next “Barry-O” wish is for some expanded welfare and socialized health care for all the employees we’re going to have to lay off.

Who knows? Maybe their “Barry-O” prizes could then be brand new homes they can’t really afford to live in, because obviously that’s a prize Barry’s been handing out for some time now given his big-dollar Fannie and Freddie contributions.

Of course when all that government generosity sends our economy belly-up, we can always give bad lenders and government bureaucrats the ultimate “Barry-O” prize - multi-billion dollar bailouts!

So … what do you want your “Barry-O” prize to be?