Vote, Then Pleasure Yourself

In the latest example of how it pays to do your civic duty, a chain of adult novelty stores is giving out free vibrators to women and “self-pleasuring sleeves” to men as a reward for voting.

The Babeland sex shop franchise, which has stores in New York, LA and Seattle, is doing its part to get out … and then “get off” the vote.

According to the company, women will receive the “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator - a self-proclaimed “toy chest workhorse” which, according to its web page, “is perfectly shaped to fit into a variety of sheaths, harnesses, silicone dildos, or just to nestle into a pair of panties.”

Mmmmm … now we’re talking.

“Powered by two AA batteries, this little dynamo whirs with surprising intensity and often lasts for years. All for less money than some people spend on a day’s worth of espresso drinks!”

Men will get the “Maverick” self-pleasuring sleeve, which according to its web page “fits snugly on virtually anyone” and has “nubby tendrils” to stimulate every inch of the penis.

Interestingly enough, it appears as if the Maverick has been making an effort of late to reach out to women, too …

“And though it’s not what the Maverick was designed for, we liked turning it inside out —so the nubbies face out—and letting our partners enjoy extra stimulation during vaginal penetration”

So yeah … get out and vote, people … or do what the FITs gals did and …. bzzzzzzz …. bzzzzzzz (excuse us) vote early … mmmmmm (and often).

Comments

By Mrs. Kravitz on November 3rd, 2008 at 8:44 pm

Please stop with these articles Willie. No one needs to publicly psychoanalyze themselves.

By abc on November 5th, 2008 at 1:54 am

This is the first I have visited this blog in several months. It has become more and more irrelevant. Just google “sex”. I’m sure you’ll get better results.