Women Report Problems “Doing The Hibbity Dibbity”

According to a study released last week, forty percent of women say they have a low sex drive, but only twelve percent of those women actually concerned about the problem. Additionally, 43% of women report “some level of sexual dysfunction.”

In related news, 100% of penises are 100% concerned about the situation.

From FOX News:

The study, led by researchers from Massachusetts General Hospital and published in the November issue of Obstetrics & Gynecology, found that only 12 percent of women suffering from a low sex drive are actually bothered by the problem.

“Sexual problems are common in women, but problems associated with personal distress, those which are truly bothersome and affect a woman’s quality of life, are much less frequent.” said study leader, Dr. Jan Shifren, of Massachusetts General’s Obstetrics and Gynecology Service, in a news release. “For a sexual concern to be considered a medical problem, it must be associated with distress, so it’s important to assess this in both research studies and patient care.”

The study surveyed 32,000 women aged 18 to older than 100 from across the U.S. In addition to asking standardized questions about their sexual health, the survey also measured the women’s distress related to their sex lives — including feelings of anger, guilt, frustration, and worry.

Forty-three percent of respondents reported some level of sexual dysfunction — 39 percent reported low levels of desire, 26 percent had problems with arousal and 21 percent had difficulties with orgasm.

Hold up … could someone please tell us how in the hell is this possible in the age of Astroglide, Viagra and 24/7/365 web porn?

Seriously, ladies … WTF? The FITS gals happen to have voracious sexual appetites (especially for other girls), and frankly neither facilitating nor finishing have ever been problems for us.

Honestly – how hard is it to turn yourself on in a world where sexual stimuli are literally buzzing all around you?

Or is that just it … has our culture become so overexposed and over-sexed that it’s gotten to be too much?

We asked our founding editor (and former State House Lothario), Sic Willie, to offer his explanation on these troubling numbers.

“It’s pretty simple,” he said. “I got married.”