Celebrities Are Stupid, Annoying

By fitsnews • on October 30, 2008

Since celebrities encouraging people to vote are always funny and endearing, director Steven Spielberg got a bunch of them together to record an incredibly-annoying GOTV (get out the vote) video, which is evidently a sequel to another incredibly-annoying GOTV video.

Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Julia Roberts, Justin Timberlake, Borat, Snoop Dogg, Scarlett Johansson, Ben Stiller, Leonardo DiCaprio, Cameron Diaz and a bunch of other celebs collaborate in the video, which we think you’ll agree is “funny ha-ha” the way that prostate exams and root canal are “funny ha-ha.”

Anyway, you can watch Spielberg’s “tongue-in-(butt)cheek” celebrathon by clicking on the video link below, although we’d like to warn you in advance that punching your computer monitor isn’t hurting anybody but yourself …

Comments

By Serge on October 30th, 2008 at 10:47 am

I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

By WingNut13 on October 30th, 2008 at 11:01 am

Actually, it’s quite entertaining.

If you could possibly stop being so self-righteous and lighten up, perhaps you’d see that.

By fitsnews on October 30th, 2008 at 11:27 am

Wingnut,

Thank you for helping us … now the healing can begin …

-FITS

By Ben on October 30th, 2008 at 12:52 pm

Borat is funny. I like this.

By rick on October 30th, 2008 at 3:11 pm

I like Snoop Dog, he’s got the intelligent, reasoned, well thought out approach…vote for the black man because we have a chance to have a black president…I wonder if he grew up in Harlem????

By Aquinas on October 30th, 2008 at 11:15 pm

Wow - Snoop Dog: vote for a man because of the color of his skin? Jeeze, I thought Dr. King said to judge a man by the content of his character, NOT the color of his skin. You do know about this Dr. King fellow, right? (just checking…)

By rick on October 31st, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Think MLK is spinning in his grave?

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