Those Crazy Skinheads

Let’s see if we’ve got this straight … two teenage skinhead rednecks from Crockett County, Tennessee were arrested yesterday after documents were uncovered indicating that they would cap a planned, multi-state killing spree by assassinating Barack Obama – while wearing white tuxedos and top hats, no less.

If your “yeah right” radar is going off right now, you’re not alone.

And no, we’re not saying Dumb and Dumber weren’t “serious” when they made their pathetic little threat against Obama, we’re just saying that their threat isn’t “serious.”

In fact, our bet is that these two trailer park rejects couldn’t bump a squirrel off a Tennessee log, let alone kill eighty-eight people before strolling in the Barackopolis and knocking off “the one.”

And while it’s indeed sad that Obama faces the constant specter of being assassinated … it sure as hell isn’t going to happen at the hands of yokels like these two.

Anyway, from the AP:

Two white supremacists allegedly plotted to go on a national killing spree, shooting and decapitating black people and ultimately targeting Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama, federal authorities said Monday.

In all, the two men whom officials describe as neo-Nazi skinheads planned to kill 88 people — 14 by beheading, according to documents unsealed in U.S. District Court in Jackson, Tenn. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.

Really? Because the numbers “88″ and “14″ were also significant in the Indianapolis Colts’ loss to the Tennessee Titans on Monday Night Football last night, as #88 Marvin Harrison only caught one pass for 12 yards. And if you add two plus twelve, you get … wait for it … “14.”

(Cue scary kettle drum roll) …

Our point? If you can’t graduate from high school in a state like Tennessee, our guess is that planning the Obama assassination might be a little out of your league.

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